Lupa Capitolina
BUYSTRIPPERS.COM
ATTORNEYS AT LAW

YOU GOT BAITED.

That's still more honest than most telemarketers.

LOOKING TO BUY STRIPPERS? WRONG SITE. RIGHT PROBLEM.
THE NAME GETS YOUR ATTENTION. THE LAWSUIT GETS THEIRS.
WE STRIP THEM DOWN TO NOTHING • ROBOCALLS • SPAM TEXTS • DO NOT CALL VIOLATIONS • TCPA VIOLATIONS • SCAM CALLS • JUNK FAXES • LEAD GENERATOR ABUSE • WE STRIP THEM DOWN TO NOTHING • ROBOCALLS • SPAM TEXTS • DO NOT CALL VIOLATIONS • TCPA VIOLATIONS • SCAM CALLS • JUNK FAXES • LEAD GENERATOR ABUSE • 
NOT WHAT
YOU EXPECTED?
GOOD.

That's exactly what those telemarketers thought too. That you wouldn't fight back. They were wrong.

WE'RE A
LAW FIRM.

We tricked you into visiting this website. That annoying telemarketer who calls you during dinner? They trick you every day. The difference is what we do is legal. What they do is not. And we make them pay for it.

No dancers for sale. No nonsense either. We strip illegal telemarketers of their money.

We represent people who received illegal robocalls, telemarketing calls, and spam texts. We hunt the companies responsible. We strip them down to nothing.

THE NUMBERS
DON'T LIE.

4B+
ROBOCALLS PER MONTH IN THE U.S.
$500
PER ILLEGAL CALL YOU COULD RECOVER
$1,500
PER WILLFUL VIOLATION
$0
WHAT IT COSTS YOU TO HIRE US

HOW WE
STRIP THEM DOWN.

01

YOU REPORT

Got an illegal robocall, spam text, or junk fax? Tell us about it. Takes two minutes.

02

WE HUNT

We track down the company behind the call. We build the case. We do all the work.

03

THEY PAY

Federal law says they owe you money. We collect it. You get paid. They stop calling.

FAQ

SO... CAN I ACTUALLY BUY STRIPPERS HERE?
No. Absolutely not.
THEN WHY THE NAME?
Because it gets attention. And attention is hard to buy without saying something bold.
WHAT DO YOU ACTUALLY DO?
We represent people who received illegal robocalls, telemarketing calls, and spam texts.
WHAT KINDS OF CASES DO YOU TAKE?
Calls and texts involving consent issues, Do-Not-Call violations, prerecorded messages, autodialing, repeat solicitation, and lead-generator abuse.
WHAT SHOULD I SEND YOU?
Screenshots, call logs, voicemails, text messages, recordings, dates, and any details about what was said.
HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO CONTACT YOU?
Nothing for an initial review.

WHY
BUYSTRIPPERS.COM?

Because nobody remembers another boring lawyer billboard.

They remember this.

And if one ridiculous URL gets people who are being harassed by telemarketers to finally do something about it, then it worked.

BUYSTRIPPERS.COM IS A BILLBOARD CAMPAIGN DESIGNED TO GET YOUR ATTENTION.

Because that's what bad marketers do.

We're here to help you fight back against the people who spam you.

TIRED OF
GETTING CALLED?
CALL US BACK.

REPORT A TELEMARKETER CALL THE PACK

No fees unless we win. Contingency only. We eat what we kill.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER

"Strippers" refers to our services of legally stripping money and assets from illegal telemarketers. We are attorneys. Licensed ones. You buy us.

BUYSTRIPPERS.COM IS OWNED AND OPERATED BY [YOUR FIRM NAME HERE], ATTORNEYS AT LAW.
YES, THIS IS A REAL LAW FIRM. NO, WE DON'T SELL STRIPPERS.
BUT NOW THAT WE HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, STOP LETTING TELEMARKETERS GET AWAY WITH IT.